Tounge touch

Touching the tip of one's tounge to another's. Kind of like kissing tounges.

Girl: You're cute. Wanna tounge touch?
Guy: :D

by micahandannie June 4, 2009

bucket-toucher

An individual who is contagiously and toxically lame; a straight man who is, like, totally gay.

Melissa: "I know a guy who once burned a hole in my purse, watched me fall down the stairs on several occasions, nearly allowed me to slip into a narcotic-induced coma and always makes me take the bus to see him."

Nick: "Clearly, this fellow is a bucket-toucher."

Melissa: "I know, right?"

by Melissa, in honor of Nick's Birthday November 11, 2008

Bum Toucher

Someone who touches bums, with or without permission.

Bob: Steves such a Bum Toucher.
Frank: Yeah, He touched Jarreds bum the other day, he was not happy.

by The O.B.T June 2, 2012

touchdown

when a nigga ain't all-the-way retarded, just got a touch of Down's

Chris Brown looks like a touchdown in his video "Run it."I'm convinced the child is mildly retarded.

by jaysun October 26, 2005

penis toucher

a person who, by some force (usu. homosexualness in guys), has to touch penises

MIKE, no jp. Jeff likes to touch the penis so everyone refers to him as a penis toucher.

by Spuds May 8, 2003

touchole

The anal opening. Only touching of it is grudgingly allowed. Many women resist fingering of this until sufficently aroused and then many discover it is a one way ticket to internal fireworks.

Qim squirmed when first I fingered her touchole. But after some clit clobbering I easily slid two fingers in her touchole and the moaning and writhing began in ernest.

by Starman February 11, 2005

Touched out

When you want to punch your toddler in the face and your women's self defense training comes to the front of your mind when your husband grabs your ass.

A touched out mom isn't good for anyone. Wean your damn 2 year old and ask your husband to whack off for a few days.

by Stan K. Phartz July 12, 2016