Mike Wagon

That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.

“Dude, when will Mike Wagon stop talking about cabbage??”

by msmithrealty6969 January 5, 2024

War Wagon

(In Southern U.S. slang)
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.

Grandfather: Kiddo, your granny's Impala is one hell of a war wagon!

by Hayden Avengerkid5 February 2, 2024

Scab Wagon

Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.

Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.

by CellFonePsychic April 8, 2023

Shagin wagon

A cool mini van where married people can have romantic time

Chris was excited to sleep in the shagin wagon with his sexy wife!

by Smelly mellly November 26, 2023

E-Class Wagon

One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.

The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.

by henry1272838442 November 29, 2023

Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.

I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.

by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022

wagon

wagon is a full time group chat ratter and yandere side ting

oh hell nah that wagon kid sucking yandere for a depo

by ian motors July 29, 2023