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Goat Barn

The act of inserting an entire goat into the human rectum repeatedly as a punishment for poor performance in an otherwise unrelated activity.
I got goat barned last week in fantasy football when Jonathan Taylor hung 5 touchdowns on the Bills.
by BugJohnJr December 7, 2021
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Oat-goat

Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat-goat.
The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat-goat.
by Salamski December 22, 2021
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Feed The Goat.

Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, any despite adversity.
Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.
by Growth Squared April 15, 2022
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Lindsey The Goat

The hot girl that doesn’t think she is. And will never get dick
by Qwertyjddkd January 29, 2022
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Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.
Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.
by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021
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goat loaf

dude dropped a massive goat loaf barking and foaming at the ass
nearly puked
by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021
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Cracked And Goated

cracked and goated is what N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite
Yo Leo is a little emo faggot nigga hoe
Cracked and goated
by Hi Leo September 29, 2021
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