Taboo

adj.

Something no one likes to talk about #awkward

Pubic hair, masturbation, death, sexual anatomy, and the porn industry are all taboo subjects!

by JeanetteMandy July 24, 2015

knights of the round table

when a group of men stand in a circle, unzip there pants and a girl procedes to suck the dicks in a circle

Hilary gave an excelent knights of the round table. The 5 guys were impressed.

by lavemoney13 October 18, 2006

Tabata

Any exercise can be incorporated into the Tabata training. However the basic outline of the Tabata training method is as follows:
• 4 minutes long (whole Tabata Session)
• 20 seconds of intense training
• 10 seconds of rest
• Total of 8 sessions or rounds

- Designed by Izumi Tabata after he conducted scientific tests to determine which was more effective: straight high intensity workouts, or high intensity interval workouts.

Today's CrossFit WOD is a Tabata ... ouch!

by wolfwoman1st August 5, 2012

Tableass

When a person's butt sticks out horizontally so u can pull up a chair and eat of their ass

That lady has a tableass, now i dont have to find a table.

by JAlopie January 18, 2008

table math

when you are out in a group at a bar or restaurant and there is a shared bill and no one has change(usually for a twenty) or the correct amount for their portion of the tab . Thus follows a complex series of illogical but correct money swaps to come out with the correct amount for the bill plus tip.

Lets settle the bill. I think we need some table math. You give me a twenty, i will put in fifteen and cover you five on your tab and then you give him a ten. That should make us even.

by aperritano July 7, 2009

Tabeezy

Mofuckin' Tobasco sauce, nigs.

"Gimme somadat Mofuckin' Tabeezy sauce, nigs."

"Tabeezy!"

by Legit Mastah Addies February 18, 2010

table poaching

The act of patrons staking out and claiming a table in a "seat yourself" lounge/restaurant before staff is given a fair chance to buss it off or previous customers leave. This usually happens during a dinner-rush.

This results in the server becoming annoyed and having to awkwardly reach over and make "small talk" with customers as they wipe off the previous mess.

Server 1: " My table is just about to leave, they're getting their coats on. I just have to ring-up a Mastercard, and I can clear it off..."

Server 2: "Too late. Check out the dude at the entrance. Definitely table poaching. He's making a bee-line to 106. Aaaaand, yup, he just asked your table if he could sit there."

by disgruntledserver December 4, 2010