Straight Up-Fucked

Schooled, pummeled, basically owned whether it be in a game, a fight, any occasion where you come back with a hurt ego.

Kevin: Did you see that fight?
Jake: Yeah. Todd got straight up-fucked.

Kyle: Dammit! I was THIS close to beating you!

Sam: Naw, you got straight up-fucked.

by WeedWizard70 July 4, 2019

StraightKeeping

Wordplay on gatekeeping.

Trying to dictate somebody's heterosexuality through tendencies and mannerisms, typically saying men who act feminine are always gay or women who act masculine are always lesbian.

Alex: John said I can't be straight because I paint my nails!
Julie: Wow! That's straightkeeping.

by isitgayifimgay August 29, 2019

Straight rainbow

Mirta

I just saw a straight rainbow!

What is that?

Well thats Mirta dumby

by Mirtajemojzivot November 11, 2019

Straightsist

A gay person whom dislikes straight people.

Come on Uncle Robbie, don't be such a straightsist to straight couples.

by Robbiesbj December 20, 2019

Straightbreaker

An individual of the same sex that you will go gay for; an exception to your straight preference.

"Who's your straightbreaker?"
"Oh, mine's Shawn Mendes!"

by T'sway December 22, 2019

Straightforward

When a guy has said to the people who decided they might have problems with him, his life, or the way he lives it in the future that they could let him know when and if they did at any time and anywhere, he's been straightforward with them. There's nothing coming from his ass or his yard, he said what he meant to say.

The guy is not a famous actor, musician, or athlete, so there's nothing glamorous going on in his life. He hasn't done a whole lot that wasn't straightforward with anything that was on his mind.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

straightface

when someone sends you an old meme or some unfunny shit and you keep a straight face on it

"Dude, stop sending me old shit. I will straightface it all"

by placebo! August 19, 2020