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Piketucky Shuffle

The ritualistic swapping of wives/fiancés/girlfriends/cousins/sisters for sexual conquest in a western Illinois county. Mainly due to a lack of drama or boredom within the confines of the area.

The bizarre event is usually fueled by angry texts, sexual frustration, road tripping and Natty Light.
“Did you hear? Suzy pulled a Piketucky Shuffle on Johnny with Clint down in Church Holler; now Clint’s girlfriend Amy is banging Johnny down at Big Blue to get even!!”
by Valley City Kid February 22, 2019
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Seabag Shuffle

To carry ones belongings in a seabag from barracks room to barracks room in a seabag.
Hey man I made that Seabag Shuffle we had to change barracks rooms after my roommate had bedbugs.
by Jimmy403 June 5, 2019
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Future Shuffle

The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.

Used mainly for fun
Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out

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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..
by Overnewton l June 15, 2019
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Massachusetts Shuffle

A similar maneuver to the Jersey Slide, where a car moves from the far left lane to the exit in one swift motion, except while using a turn signal
Look at this Masshole pulling a Massachusetts Shuffle! He nearly cut me off!
by PeachOfPaper August 10, 2019
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Trump Shuffle

Extreme editing of news to make it more favorable to Trump. To lie for trump; to spin at extreme rpms.
(Hannity after a new segment) I think that is a world record for Trump shuffles today, I need a shower.
by Sonne912 November 14, 2019
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Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.
Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.
by Chriscape April 16, 2020
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Horizontal Scuffle

Definition: when wrestling naked and it slips in
Me and my girl were fighting it turned into the horizontal scuffle
by Bigdr33 June 19, 2020
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