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2 Seater

Rollercoaster Ride that has 2 Seats Per Row and Fits 2 People
The Rollercoaster is a 2 Seater and there’s 4 of us. Me and Chad will go on one row together and You and Emily will go on the row behind us.
by defens November 19, 2023
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empty seater

An empty seater is a person who seems normal but cannot connect and process information correctly. You may find yourself having to repeat the same thing again and again like with a small child or Alzheimer's patient. The difference is an empty seater is unconnected emotionally. They are devoid spiritually and basically out to lunch.
Wow, I called my mom up after ten years, big mistake! Nothing at all has changed. She's still as immature, spoiled and elitist as ever. She said how she just loved me to pieces, but at the same time did not seem to care that I was left without a GP or plumbing. "What an empty seater!"
by jennmacfar July 4, 2024
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Jamaican Skateboard

A sexual act performed by having a woman lay on her stomach and inserting your big toe into her ass, using it as leverage to perform a kickflip
Man: I just landed my first Jamaican Skateboard with your wife.
by BobbySteve December 26, 2025
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Two-seater

A two-seater is a type of threesome when two women are sitting on a man’s genitals and face.
Jason: “I heard through the grapevine that Daniel did a two-seater with Mary and Trish last night.”
Caleb: “I’m so jealous dude! I need to do one with Anna and Katy!”
by rosenovarocks January 10, 2026
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Awkward Ice-Skate

The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.

Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"

"Nah, it's too cold"

****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****
by BrokenHeartedBoy December 1, 2010
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do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.
Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment
by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019
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Fell off a skateboard

when u got crossed up on the court and broke you're ankle but don't want anyone to know u got crossed up so you tell people u know that u fell off a skateboard
Friend: dam bro how u break your ankle?

Brian: i Fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam thats crazy
by Dawson's gay January 6, 2022
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