grape salad

When a women shoots grapes out of her asshole and vagina, simultaneously, into a bowl, while shes in a car or airplane.

Gee Sally, that grape salad you did last week was pretty raunchy, i can still smell it in my car!

by Brooke and Jessa Inc June 17, 2008

tuna salad

(n) 1. an orgy
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners

Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)

A tuna salad is a great way to liven up your next company picnic.

by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004

poop salad

cracking an egg on top of a chick's ass crack, waiting until the yoke eclipses the asshole, then poking threw it to start ass fucking

If you want to ass fuck that bitch, but don't have the k-y just give her a poop salad

by ToKewl4U October 15, 2010

dressing the salad

What you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. See tossing the salad.

Person A: "So, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad."
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"

by r.c.586 June 2, 2009

culero salad

1. sucking on some brown eye
2. getting a mouth full of poop shoot
3. making out with the butthole
4. sticking your tounge in the wrong hole
5. tolling the salad
6. what the make you do in county

i went to sizzlers and they gave me culero salad

by panuela gomez April 28, 2003

dandruff salad

to give a dandruff salad is to headbutt someone

He squared up to that guy and gave him a dandruff salad, bust his nose wide open

by colm harrington December 26, 2008

salad bar

A row of nice asses lined up & ready to to be eaten or have blue cheese dressing shot onto

I ate fourteen different salads at the bar last night

by doyle February 13, 2004