Ryan garza

a fat fagget that gets no girls and strikes out in baseball every at bat and can't catch the ball and vapes apple juice in the school bathroom with the suicided squid and loves to suck dick with James Charles and choke and gag and

make it squirt down his throat like a ketchup bottle and has the funniest most retarted hair cut

bbc in my mouth Ryan Garza loves

by pussyfartsinmymouth April 4, 2022

Ryan

One member of the Ross family which includes Sylas Ross and Shrek Ross. He enjoys spending his night with the light of the tv beaming off of his boyfriends cocks while they take turns sucking. They enjoy this every day except for Saturdays when they know they will be sore from every other night.

Person 1-"Ugh this guy is soo gay."

Person 2-"Thats Ryan ... Dont listen to him if he asks you to bend over!"

by DripGodEtan April 7, 2022

ridan

Very matured and charming boy and extremely sexy and attractive.

Hello meet my friend Ridan.

by Umana Zumana April 29, 2022

ryan guldemond

The hottest person ever
You may know him from the band Mother Mother

Dayum Ryan Guldemond is really hot

by Douglasismybb June 18, 2022

Ryan Koh

Ryan Koh's are known for many things like being photogenic and making the best music ever. If you are considering a professional music career, think of changing your name to Ryan Koh.

That guy is so talented at making music and really handsome too! Surely is a Ryan Koh

by Bing Jie September 11, 2022

Ryan Pethick Theory

The Ryan Pethick Theory is an answer to the paradox of quantum superposition better known as "Schrödinger's cat". This theory states the second that the cat (or any other thing) becomes non-observable, it is dead. This theory is based on the not so logical logic that it is much easier to just assume that it's instantaneously dead. You don't have to worry about him, care about him, remember to send a text on his birthday. Basically everything is easier with the assumption that they are dead.

Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."

by Mustela November 26, 2022

Ryan Guldemond

gender envy !!
you may know him from mother mother

me: babe look Ryan guldemond is so handsome!
my fictional gf: yes omg he’s so hot

by astral_boy155 June 12, 2023