real football

What a Derry wan calls Gaelic Football. Their definition of it is 15 men built like tanks who delibrately set out to injure Tyrone's best players!

Tyrone wans don't play Real Football.

by Desigol May 31, 2005

real yellow

It's cool, or badass. Like, a roller coaster that is real yellow. Could even be the really real yellow.

Dood, that ride is the real yellow, not just the yellow they used.

by ericthered26 May 20, 2007

real-shape

To take its proper shape, used when referring to the anatomical length and trajectory of a woman's vagina. Traditionally in homo sapiens the sexual stimulation of a female will result in the lengthening and expansion of the vaginal vault to allow for an erect pens to enter.

"Trev, what happened with you and jess last night? She looked to be in a right state this morning.."
"Ahhh yes I tried giving the D without properly warming her up if you catch my drift, bruised her cervix bad. Should of real-shaped her first with a bit of oral like!"

by motherbitchesralphsrinandben April 4, 2015

real original

Sarcasm. When a person says or does something unoriginal.

When someone starts fake poppin' and lockin' on the dancefloor cause they can't really dance, "Look at this guy, REAL ORIGINAL."

When a person makes ANYTHING they found on pinterest and shows it to you, "Oh look at that, reeeaaalll original babe."

by BrownBearCreamBear March 5, 2016

for real with you

to be 100% straightup with somebody

Person 1: I'm gonna be for real with you I wanna eat the booty like groceries
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out

by Updated Magic December 3, 2018

New Real

When all the fake(news . sport. politics) has now made such global changes. It has now become "The New Real"

Hey Donald your so New Real

by Gina reinhart October 10, 2018

real car

Any automobile that makes over 400 Wheel Horsepower

"If your car makes less than 400 at the wheels excluding the miata of course is it even a real car?"

by PupilGang June 10, 2018