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parade pretty 

When a female soldier is standing at ease in front of a male NCO or non commissioned officer and she pops her hip out and angles her leg toward the male. The act is usually performed by a female trainee to get attention of a male drill sergeant.
-female drill sgt- Pvt. Smith, we stand at parade rest, not parade pretty. Drill SGT Davis does not want your ass!
-female trainee- YES DRILL SGT!
parade pretty by missAmandaintheATL December 22, 2008

Girl Pretty 

When a woman is more than cute, but less than hot she is Girl Pretty. Ideally, you want a wife that is girl pretty.
Jessie Ware, Amber Coffman, Mya, and Bryce Dallas Howard are all fine examples of what would constitute being "girl pretty."
Girl Pretty by Dawg tha Catt December 7, 2012

paper bag pretty 

paperbag pretty is another term for a butterface.

The paperbag is used to induce beauty upon the face which is extremely lacking.
Guy 1: Damn son, you see that girl bangin body?
Guy 2: Yeah but look at her face, that girl is paper bag pretty.
paper bag pretty by Peetiewonder December 19, 2008

Sioux City Pretty 

A person, a woman normally, that is very plain looking, but is deemed prettier than what she is due to the other people around her.
He said his wife was smoking hot, but turns out she was only Sioux City Pretty.

With all the obese around, she came out looking really Sioux City Pretty.

Construction Pretty 

A female construction worker that appears more attractive on a job site than if you were to see her in public.
Michelle is a job site 8, but a real life 4. She's Construction Pretty.
Construction Pretty by RayJayLocal5 September 8, 2016

COVID pretty 

A girl or woman who is generally very pretty but has an unattractive mouth or smile which a COVID mask hides.
James – “Did you see that girl that just passed by?”

Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”

James – “What?”

Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”
COVID pretty by Apeortdz November 25, 2020