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Definitions by Apeortdz

Corn hole 

A game played by teams tossing bags of sand toward a ramp with a hole in it.

It can also mean anal sex which can be very confusing.
Georgie: "Do you want to play corn hole with me?"

Me after thinking about meaning #2: "No way! But I'll play the bag toss game with you."
Corn hole by Apeortdz May 23, 2021

COVID pretty 

A girl or woman who is generally very pretty but has an unattractive mouth or smile which a COVID mask hides.
James – “Did you see that girl that just passed by?”

Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”

James – “What?”

Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”
COVID pretty by Apeortdz November 25, 2020

COVID pretty 

A girl or woman who is generally very pretty but has an unattractive mouth or smile which a COVID mask hides.
James – “Did you see that girl that just passed by?”

Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”

James – “What?”

Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”
COVID pretty by Apeortdz November 25, 2020
To change the results of an election by using fraudulent means.
Sam: "Did Rick Scott win as governor of Florida?"

David: "I don't know yet but I think he is going to get Sniped."
Snipe by Apeortdz November 11, 2018

Gate lice 

People who crowd the boarding area at the airport who have no business being at the front of the line.
Derek - "I was flying home yesterday and I had boarding group 1. I couldn't get to the front of the line because there were too many people crowding in front of me...and they were in groups 5 and 6."
Peter - "Yeah, those Gate Lice are afraid the overhead bins will get full."
Derek - "Dude!!"
Gate lice by Apeortdz June 16, 2017

Bonus poop 

A second poop of the day.
I took a poop this morning. And then around noon I felt the urge and had a bonus poop. Nice!!
Bonus poop by Apeortdz May 19, 2017

Make tea 

To clean your butt in the shower with the handheld sprayer instead of using toilet paper. The resultant brown liquid (tea) goes safely down the drain.
I took a wicked dump and didn't even wipe. It's okay, I just decided to make tea instead.
Make tea by Apeortdz March 29, 2017