peckerations

1-decorations and party favors pertaining to and resembling the male penis.

2-any outfit or accessory used to dress up and decorate the male penis.

Wow Holly, you sure went all out finding all the right peckerations for Jane's bachelorette party. The penis straws
big Johnson piñata and the dick nose you got are quite fantastic.

I just love that fire breathing dragon cock sock you got for your man.

by rbilt March 4, 2011

Pickering Taxi

Slang for a Hearse. The term was coined in reference to Pickering in North Yorkshire.

Due to the town's aging population the death rate appears abnormally high and as such students will frequently see "pickering taxis" driving around the streets on their lunch break.

Pickering is so full of old people every other vehicle is a pickering taxi.

by Rude McDude July 8, 2010

Puckerfuck

Someone who kisses ass to get sex. Either poorly or well.

Double meaning, much like "Aloha"

CON - "Maybe if he hadn't been such a PUCKERFUCK, He might have gotten laid"

PRO - "Maybe if had been more of a PUCKERFUCK he might of gotten laid."

by Fuckin' David May 28, 2011

scissor packer

A low voltage technician, someone who works in the communication field. A telephone installer.

"The electricaians are finished , now to call the scissor packers"

"The new guy used to work as a scissor packer"

by Lucky lager June 5, 2017

makes my asshole pucker

To make angry, exasperate, irritate, annoy the fuck out of

Jeremiah really makes my asshole pucker with his constant questions!

by Toight-like-a-tygah August 23, 2017

Cherry Picker

A n00b who waits till the VERY end of a kill run and steals the kill with only a few hits. The n00b THINKS they got all the glory of the kill, instead they just annoy the 10 other people who poured all their turns and military into that country in the first place!

Damnit Marlz, Franky cherry picked another ktr!! BOOT HIS ASS!!

by Nostej September 26, 2004

Rice Packer

A Racial Slur for a Person of General Asian decent. Usually from Vietnam, Korea(Both), Japan/ and or China. This term came about, no doubt due to the Asian's vast and insurmountable love for foods of the grainy type. They not only eat rice, in disgustingly large quantities, but it is also one of their major exports, so they therefore pack it...hence Rice Packers.

God: Hey yo...Rice Packer!

Wang Chung: I don't recognize you as my god...I serve Buddha

God: Get that cat out of your mouth, before I shoot you with lightning and bury you in the nearest rice patty

by BanRice April 19, 2009