my left stroke just went viral

Something Kendrick Lamar says in his song Humble.

If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...

by isuukkk_kkk March 8, 2019

stroke your lovely

to lightly stroke someones butt while walking by

guy- i would love to stroke your lovely
girl- freak!!

by Taylor e May 10, 2008

Stroke Zone

When you are are in the "Red Zone" of scoring sexual intercouse with a woman.

I was in the stroke zone with jessica last night and totally choked it at the last second!

by fartjohnson December 9, 2024

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

Having a Stroke

The act of jacking off.

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024