Muddy Piglet

the prosses of putting a dildo in your ass then squezing shit out of your ass hole.

bernie johnson at ponte vedra beach FL: dude i just had the best muddy piglet!!!!

by azar hundoo October 23, 2011

michigan muddy milkshake

the act of pooping in a cup then ejaculating and or jizzing into the same cup then making your women eat that shit, then she will have a delicious snake and shut up already

dude she shut up when i gave her that michigan muddy milkshake

by fjhafjhasfjkhasfjkmax December 18, 2010

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.

two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

by bloodyfingers August 29, 2012

Muddy Waters

A perfectly douchie waste of space.

"why do you smell so awful?" "i just came from Muddy Waters."

by funtimebabyeater January 6, 2010

muddy buddy

when stumbling across a pile of dog poo you dip the tip of your shoe in the poo and kick one of your friends in the ass..he or she will ususally go to dust off there pants then realizing there is poo on there pants and now hand..

Yo you jus kicked me in the ass and now theres shit on my hand and ass!Yea man i gave you a muddy buddy!

by jdubya2287 July 20, 2010

muddy graffalo

A position where the male licks the female's vagina and the female sucks the male's penis...when the female has diarrhea.

Matt didn't realize his girlfriend was taking laxatives and was surprised with a muddy graffalo.

by assmilkman September 7, 2011

Muddy water

When you do anal in a bath and the shitty water is all that remains

Chad: can we get out the bath I’m tired of all this muddy water

by Pigpig161 April 11, 2020