greased jesus

Someone/something incredibly amazing, greasy, sexy, or all of the above.

"So greasy, he slid right off the cross and into our hearts."

"go greased jesus go greased jesus GREASED JESUS go greased jesus"

by ayam_lyresh June 18, 2009

Jesus with suspenders!

An exclamation of surprise that is slightly more socially acceptable than most expletives.

"Jesus with suspenders! That boy isn't right!"

by gid13 May 11, 2009

Jesus finish

When you come on a chicks tits when she is wearing some sort of crucifix. Bonus points if she licks it off the crucifix. Double bonus if it's on a Sunday.

Give her the Jesus finish. But wait until after midnight so it can be Sunday.

by TomKVideo September 29, 2009

Jesus is King

What Christians and any cool person says

Jesus is King

Hai

by Christian but gay July 7, 2021

since Jesus was a cowboy

Something that hasn't happened for a long time. Literally, before Jesus got a big promotion to supervision and quit working on the tools.

The Toronto Make Believes haven't won the Stanley Cup since Jesus was a cowboy.

by Telmea Story June 4, 2018

Meme Jesus

He is the jesus of the meme world. He has the power to end a meme or create a new viral one.

Meme jesus just ended the keke challenge.

by Purewaterdrinking August 1, 2018

stoner's jesus

Bob Marley.

Bob Marley is the stoner's jesus.

by bleeebleee January 4, 2009