An ethics hipster is a tool who pretends to salute the idea of free expression, but will happily try to censor you if your expression runs counter to their rigid, narrow and wholly predictable assumptions about life.
by bigwoody7623 August 7, 2017
Get the ethics hipstermug. When a hipster undergoes the humiliation of not knowing a popular hipster reference. Once the hipster commits a hipster fail, he will not only be teased because of his know-nothingness and lack of hipster know-how, but he will feel a deep internal shame, which he will express by trying to make the other hipsters feel lesser.
A: "You're a bit like Donnie Darko, but only less sociable."
I: "What's Donnie Darko?"
A: "Are you serious? What a hipster fail."
D: "Hey I, there are some stairs over there. Why don't you leave the house."
I: "Hey asshole, at least I knew about MGMT before they were in Nylon."
I: "What's Donnie Darko?"
A: "Are you serious? What a hipster fail."
D: "Hey I, there are some stairs over there. Why don't you leave the house."
I: "Hey asshole, at least I knew about MGMT before they were in Nylon."
by hipster miggler May 18, 2010
Get the Hipster Failmug. 1. Person who successfully blends the subcultures of hipster and emo. One who disregards labels and refuses to conform to one group or the other.
2. Slang term for members of society who try too hard to fit in
2. Slang term for members of society who try too hard to fit in
John: "Is that dude hipster or emo?"
Sara: "Seriously, who can even tell the difference?"
John: "Who cares, he's a hipster emo."
Sara: "Seriously, who can even tell the difference?"
John: "Who cares, he's a hipster emo."
by snsAREdumb October 20, 2010
Get the hipster emomug. Also Known as Ben Folds glasses, those thick black frame spectacles. Often seen on the likes of Rivers Cuomo (weezer), Johnny Depp, Elton John, and obviously Ben Folds. Whether you need the glasses or not, you chose to wear them for indie cred.
by imthatawesome October 1, 2010
Get the Hipster Glassesmug. One who has a hipster attitude, but is so far gone that s/he believes that even hipsters are too mainstream; a rejection altogether of hipster culture, sometimes in favor of fitting in with the mainstream (not ironically--that is too hipster) in order be indistinguishable from the pack and difficult to classify. Pomo hipsters (also known as posters or pomo-mini-hipsters, in reference to post-modern minimalistic hipsters) can be seen wearing clothing choices that are nondescript; Logo's are no-go's for a pomo hipster. Pomo hipsters are literally the post-contemporary hipster--they are so hipster that they cannot bare to be hipsteresque. Most of the time, a pomo-hipster can only be picked out from a crowd from her/his tastes--posters will throw out most mainstream music and indie music, and will claim an interest in art not for its brooding nature and social impact but "because it is just kind of fun." Mainly, pomo hipsters are pretentious, but ahead of the hipster curve.
Person 1: "Wow, he hates everything mainstream--he is such a hipster!"
Person 2: "No, he wouldn't be caught dead wearing a beanie or listening to Arcade Fire."
Person 1: "Good point. He is definitely a pomo hipster"
Person 2: "No, he wouldn't be caught dead wearing a beanie or listening to Arcade Fire."
Person 1: "Good point. He is definitely a pomo hipster"
by Aspartame, 2nd Century Greece September 28, 2011
Get the pomo hipstermug. Hipster tits are possessed by supposed indie-music, local-establishment loving girls. They are usually a high A to low B in terms of cup size.
It also allows them to wear deep vee-neck t-shirts.
It also allows them to wear deep vee-neck t-shirts.
by kyleatx December 7, 2010
Get the Hipster titsmug. by mphtmnslt March 6, 2011
Get the Hipster Killersmug.