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happy slap

Its a SICK SICK craze, pursued by youngsters. It involves a gang of youths going up to random people in public or in school and physically victimising them when they least expect it. Meanwhile, one of the gang members is busy filming the violence and stupididity with a video phone, for the gang to laugh at. It is horrible and terrifying for the innocent victim;Hilarious for the sad gang.
Happened to me. Walking down the street at 10pm at night quite innocently on the way home from a club with my younger sister and 2 of her friends when a load of people of about our age started on us. The damage caused was dead painful, and it seemed a lot longer than it probably was. Meanwhile, this wanker said "smile for the camera" and filmed us with a video phone
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hairy gary

A big, smelly, jungle-like vagina
Tyler's mom has a big hairy gary problem.
by Tyler Smith May 13, 2005
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happy holidays

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.
Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.
by DarkDan December 21, 2003
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So happy I could shit skittles.

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.
Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.
by Eightupman June 20, 2010
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hairy beaver

Yea she was hot but she had a hairy beaver.
by d bwog May 14, 2005
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hairy dogs cock

a very small penis that is very hairy like i mean all up the rod balls and into the gooch.
My friends penis is a hairy dogs cock. once he was cockslapping me and i woke up to see the smallest penis ever withy the most hair ever.
by wedgie June 20, 2007
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Hairy Duke

When a man is administered anal cunnilingus whilst his partner accurately excerpts Duke Nukem quotes.
While giving me a Hairy Duke, my girlfriend regrettably said "Blow it out your ass".
by Chancellor Palpatine September 23, 2011
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