fucked

If a man has a house payment, a truck payment, a girlfriend, a wife and they are all a month late.

"Oh Jim is fucked!"

"Darren said he was fucked....he is."

by tdub05 August 1, 2009

Turbo Fucked

Getting screwed really fast, whether sexually or not, a general term that refers to getting fucked in a very speedy manor.

"Boys, every time you come through the middle, you get TURBO FUCKED!"

"He Turbo Fucked me all night, it was nice at first but after a while...not so much"

"YOU JUST GOT TURBO FUCKED!"

by NAUSTIN November 2, 2008

Laundry fucked

when you let your clothes pile up in the hamper until you have none to wear.

Ralph:"Jawn came to work looking really shitty in a blue shirt and green tie."

Greg:"He probably got Laundry Fucked. It happens all the time."

by JAWNRALPH January 10, 2009

pencil fucked

The act of writing information about a subject that one has absolutly no knowledge of.

Since I was totally clueless about the topic of my history final, I pencil fucked my way through the essay portion.

by ken May 5, 2005

getting fucked on

Being put under excessive pressure, harangued, abused, belittled and all manner of things that are no fun.

Ben is totally getting fucked on at work at the moment.

by Ben-o-Nicol April 4, 2009

feckless cunt

Namely when a man or woman revels in privilege while being associated directly with the oppression of others who cannot revel in the same privilege. "Feckless" is the crucial modifier here because it indicates a lack of initiative, consideration, sensitivity and strength of character. see also "feckless fuck" or "feckless dick." Cunt may be applied to both male and female. Was first used by Samantha Bee on her show in reference to Ivanka Trump posting a picture of her and her baby boy the same week that the government began separating children from their parents at the border as an immigration policy.

Other examples include:

1) When your boss takes paternity leave and you can't, posting a photo of him and his family in the break room

2) When Nero fiddled while Rome burned
3) When Nazi concentration camp guards ate dinner while Jews in the camps starved
4) When a lover breaks your heart and wants to be friends

Do something about your dad’s immigration practices you feckless cunt. - Samantha Bee
She stomped my heart into the ground and I had to return the engagement ring and then the feckless cunt texted she wanted to be friends.

by cheesemac June 11, 2018

Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 2, 2009