What the Freak

NOT a word that fobs use instead.
It's actually for middle schoolers who don't want to cuss, but still want to sound 'cool.'

Jordan: "What the FREAK, you're so stupid.
Madison: "Shut the freak up!"

by xD super bored October 20, 2008

auto_freak

An Auto_Freak is rumored to be an alleged ape-like creature said to inhabit remote forests, mainly in Chittagong Hill located southeast of Bangladesh. This creature is closely set to be related to Big Foot a creature who lives in the northwestern side of the United States. The creature is thought to be asexual as it can nurse it's own young though breast feeding. The best protection against a Auto_freak is to simply run away, as there are no known methods to defend from it.

Guy 1: Wow bro go lose some weight, you look like a Auto_Freak!!
Guy 2: Fuckkkkk Offfff

by Tauhid Husain June 17, 2008

freak up

to fuck up doing something and calling yourself a fuck up.

Im sorry I didnt rob that store, Im a freak up

by Joe Materash May 13, 2005

Freckles

A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.

Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?

by Michael C. Morris June 1, 2022

Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.

Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.

by TheDeffil October 28, 2010

Frack-ass

When you have the high-pressure-hydraulic-shits and you reach down to wipe when a burst of methane unexpectedly shreefs out tearing the toilet paper in your hand.

It took me ten minutes longer than usual in the bathroom because I had to clean up after my frack-ass.

by dicknesia June 10, 2014

feck

Another word for the swear word 'Fuck', generally used in Ireland. Can be used as 'Fecking', 'Fecker' etc.

EXAMPLE

*Kevin gets hit by car*
Kevin: AH FECK! YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR!
Johnny: Oh shit... GET THE PARAMEDICS!

by thatguywithbaddefs October 8, 2018