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women, female, girl

no longer a gender, now considered a profession/occupation. must be good at making sandwiches, cleaning, taking care of children, and giving head
man: THIS SANDWICH TASTES LIKE SHIT! YOUR TERRIBLE AT BEING A WOMEN, FEMALE, GIRL! YOUR FIRED!
women: but im so good at blowjobs!
man: ok i guess you can stay
by SUPERSEXYBOYYYY April 8, 2011
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Female Penis

Also known as the clitoris (or clit for short), is regarded as the female penis for a few key factors:

1. It is the most sensitive part of the external female genitalia from which pleasure is derived (similar to the head of a penis)

2. It becomes longer and harder when aroused (similar to a penis)
The female penis is able to penetrate the man through reverse sex
by Sweetpea & Baby Cakes February 1, 2008
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femaledogchy

bitchy. its also the longer way of saying fogchy. as you know, female dog means bitch and chy is there to make is sound better.
You stupid femaledogchy!!
omg! that girl is so femaledogchy!
by muzikluvver April 12, 2008
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Female

The world's most common disability, affecting about half the population. Caused by a mutation that results in what should be a Y chromosome instead being an X chromosome.

Symptoms include:

-Severe difficulty driving
-Extreme emotional thinking and an inability to use logic
-Chronic flatulence
-Obsessions with children and babies
-Obsessions with men and eating all their food

Although some sufferers of feminity tend to function well and can even rival unaffected people (males), most tend to be unable to take care of themselves and end up as dishwashers (one of the few skills not affected by the disease).

There is no known treatment or cure, but the disease does tend to improve once the sufferer reaches old age.
"I heard Josephine is female"

"oh, that's horrible. Thoughts and prayers for a quick and speedy recovery!"
by Mr big ballsack June 13, 2021
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Dominant female bottom

Basically a DFB is a woman who loves sex while being on bottom / missionary (plain Jane) but while being on bottom she is still in full control. She’s demanding in a sexy way, and sometimes demands her man to talk dirty.
I love taking control when he’s on top I’m the most legit dominant female bottom.
by SantiGold November 5, 2017
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1-10 Female Attractive Scale

A set of numbers from 1 to 10 that are usually used for rating how good looking a female is ; 1 is the least attractive while 10 is smoking hot.
Dude how would you rate Mary on the 1-10 Female Attractive Scale?

Mary with that nice body is a solid 8.

Nah dude she's clearly a 10 With those yoga pants (;
by Pseudonym Puzzle September 20, 2016
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Sigma Female

A rare breed. Some say they are nearly extinct.
Sigma females is a type of organism that is never found in reality.
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