schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.

A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap

by Fausnaught April 07, 2015

Fap Chow

A form of oral which involves eating it but not really and also beating your own...
Maybe with your cousin

I fap chowed my cousin

by Sloppy Dave Bob August 04, 2022

FAP

Flat a** p***y - You ain't got a WAP for sure

"Look! Samantha is trying to do the WAP, the only thing I see it a FAP haha!"

"That's a FAP, FAP,FAP now get a pump and some helium, that's a FAP FAP FAP"

by bella-chanel September 10, 2020

Fap

A bad gambling bet placed for fun

I fapped $250 betting against Jake Paul

by DarbyTheGambler April 20, 2021

Fap

Forever Alone Party

Andrew, Cayley, Jess, Kris, Lincoln and Tom: "Let's all FAP together!"

by logly July 13, 2019

fap

when a man (or transgender) mastrubates

im gonna go fap at home

by minecrap55 February 15, 2017

FAP

World of Warcraft term. Short for Free Action Potion.

I heard a rogue nearby, so I popped a FAP and when he tried to stun me, I pwned his silly ass.

LOL This pally came up to attack me, so I popped a fap and when I was immune to his stun, he ran screaming like a little gurl!

by averybaddog August 24, 2021