Fap and Run

A "Fap and run" is similar to a "Hit and run", but you don't hit, you just spray while quickly make your way. This act is highly debated as a theoretical act of a man in front of a situation that is, in a same mesure,equally exciting and frightening.
"Dude did you saw that hoe form the ring... She scares me... - Yeah same, but that booty is fap material, don't know if I should fap or run... -Why not both !"

"I'm so much into guys in uniforms chasing me... -Police ! Stay where your are! Hey What the... Central, we've got a fap and run, suspect is fapping and running"
by AxeInDaFace December 06, 2017
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alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com
-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me
by thisissethc September 30, 2017
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Fem Fap

Schlicking or female masturbation, but with a catchy alliteration. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Males fap, females fem fap.
by 1stDMAN December 18, 2015
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Jap Fap

An asian handjob; a handjob given by those pertaining to the Asian ethnicity.

Asian handjob pertaining ethnicity
Hey man I just received the best Jap Fap of my life
by Lolinight101 February 09, 2020
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schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.
A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap
by Fausnaught April 07, 2015
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Fap Chow

A form of oral which involves eating it but not really and also beating your own...
Maybe with your cousin
by Sloppy Dave Bob August 04, 2022
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FAP

Flat a** p***y - You ain't got a WAP for sure
"Look! Samantha is trying to do the WAP, the only thing I see it a FAP haha!"

"That's a FAP, FAP,FAP now get a pump and some helium, that's a FAP FAP FAP"
by bella-chanel September 10, 2020
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