Cum Evaluator

The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.

Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!

Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it

Karen: sex?

Sharen: only if you want herpes?

by William Donelly May 16, 2021

They even called me sir

When you are treated with absolute top notch/above and beyond level of service or hospitality. Implying that your treatment was so good and the cherry on top was being called sir.

They gave me their best table and a round of free drinks, they even called me sir !

by Tigerland19 October 20, 2022

live as eva

An alternate state of mind usually brought out by the substance of alcohol. Also can be used to describe an awesome time

party guy 1: hey bro how was that party the other night?
party guy 2: ahhhhh hailllllll we was gettin live as eva cuhhhhh

by rand1zz March 16, 2011

Best Easter Ever

The Easter of 2004, whereon several miracles took place. The exact cause of these miracles is unknown, but attributed to the greatness of that important day, to which few still pay annual tribute.

Jonas: Remember the Best Easter Ever?

Tim: We must pay tribute to that great day.

Mark: It truly was...the Best Easter Ever!

by ThreeMen May 13, 2011

It's not even minty!

An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.

Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"

by Xav3ngedX August 9, 2012

hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine

your behind or your ass.

in polite society, if someone tells you to f* off, don't debase yourself to their level and start insulting them back. simply tell them to take their middle finger and put their own hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine.

by Sexydimma October 17, 2013

she didn't even leave me on read

A most depressing set of circumstances. Sadly there is no way to mend your mistakes. What is done is done. She saw that you wrote her something but didn't even check to see what it was.

Damn, she didn't even leave me on read. Time to sink deeper into depression and rebuild my self-esteem... eventually.

by Sojourner--- October 10, 2019