eggo shortage

when all of the eggo waffles go missing and people go crazy because there are no more waffles.

"OMG!!! there's an eggo shortage? nooo!!! we need our chocolate eggos...."

by iloveeggos November 18, 2009

roffle my eggo waffle

rub my dick *eggo bradn :)*

roffle my eggo waffle, biotch

by AlakazaM October 7, 2004

hide the eggroll

when you order chinese and proceed to order extra eggrolls.
then after you get them you hide them in your asian partner.

Dude i was with syndey lu and i ordered some eggrolls and hid them in her VAG!!!
hide the eggroll

by fuck bitches get money January 13, 2009

raw eggs

Raw eggs are the evil of the universe. For years they have cursed farm workers with their inconsistent lack of piddle. However, there is good news in this unforseen pile of gravel. One might think that placing the raw eggs gently into the trash might help.

Raw Eggs chat:
Raw Egg Jimmy: Hey Raw Egg James, how are you buddy?
Raw Egg James: Shut TEH F*()k up! yo! lol

by Mister Sambert August 11, 2006

eggs

People of little stature who join fraternities of little stature. Pathetic lives surpassed only by the infamous gdi

eggs! you get penis envy from my big bench! honk to make us drink! Girl gimme some of that new phenomenon!

by The Bush May 15, 2006

eggnogger

we've all been egging houses right? an eggnoger is one who participates in eggnogging, the art of lighting a ziploc bag, doused in gasoline, on fire and leaving it on someones front porch to observe them stomp it out, leaving a hugeass eggnog mess.

friend:dude, just light it and run
eggnogger:ok ok, GO GO GO GO GOO!
old man victim to the eggogging:you goddamn eggnogga's!

by may fannie January 8, 2008

Scrambled eggs

Burning poop in a paper bag on someones doorstep.

Let's give Mr. Jefferson some scrambled eggs.

by Dirty Harry April 2, 2003