dutch cuddle

When you are an american and a dutch person asks to cuddle you and foreplay happens instead

"Hey want to dutch cuddle"
- dutch guy
"ok"
-american
"Oh shit"
-american

by The surprised american March 22, 2016

dutchbag

Douche bags that work at coffee establishments. Usually they have frosted tips, or really short hair, they are large dudes made by cretin. Also always drive either large jacked up trucks, or small rice burners.

Ever since Tom got that job at Dutch Bros hes become a real dutchbag, all he cares about anymore is red bull, his car, and his sick tribal tats.

by dicksssasss April 5, 2016

dutch afterburner

The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face

This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner

by Smelly tuna May 3, 2016

dutch gas pedal

When you place your foot down on a woman's vagina and proceed to pick up her legs as a steering wheel and stomp or the "gas pedal".

I gave Meghan the ole Dutch gas pedal last night!

by Jericho99 May 7, 2016

dutch teapot

When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.

I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.

by Petitchou August 16, 2016

dutch motel

A dutch oven with multiple men contributing and holding the covers over the woman, the more the merrier.

Man this girl was a freak, me and the boys gave her the old dutch motel over the weekend.

by Tarnag July 27, 2016

Dutch Box

When someone farts in the car with the windows up and doesn't roll them down.

Person 1: I don't want to bring him on the road trip.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's always dutch boxing.

by serialdutchboxer July 21, 2016