Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD)

The mental illness some caucasian Americans have since Barack Obama, an African-American, was elected as the first black, and the 44th President of the United States.

Most political conservatives, "Tea Party" teabag members, and Skin-heads may want to admit themeselves into the nearest psych ward for suffering from Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) before they hurt someone or themselves.

by Rhoot July 9, 2010

Curry Attention Deficit Disorder

or CADD

The phenomenon that starts approximately 8 minutes after first tucking into a curry, after the initial taste begins to wear off, you've tried all dishes on the table, and you're left with an increasingly lukewarm curry with the oil separating out around the edge.

Once started, CADD generally lasts as long as it takes to mindlessly nibble away the last bit of greasy naan in a zombie like state.

CADD is generally induced by excessive beer consumption reacting against the absorbent naan in stomach and can only be cured by getting the bill and moving on to shots until the volume in stomach subsides.

Some people are seemingly immune to CADD and continue to behave in a buzzard-like manner, picking up all scraps from the dishes and other people's plates until the last bit of cold, greasy naan has been devoured.

Luca - "what es e wrong paulo?" (Spoke in an Italian accent)

Paul - "I've totally got Curry Attention Deficit Disorder, I'm flagging dude"

Luca - "bloodey hell paulo, you and your CADD you should not ev had that 5th pop-e-dom and 3rd Tiger beeri you idiot, let's get some shots in to ease the blockage!"

by Paul and Sarah January 30, 2008

Eating Disorder

1: Eating more than daily levels
2: Eating less than daily levels

1: Gluttony
2: Bulimia
that's Eating disorder fer u

by your best idiot April 18, 2010

Mr. Nitkinas Disorder

A psychological disorder where you just stop giving a fuck about everything. You become a huge fan of Star Wars, and are proud of it. You begin teaching English Classes at High Schools, mainly because you don't feel like doing something harder. You also become easily side- tracked and talk about much more exciting things than what you teach.

Evan: "Leave me alone, man. I'm going to watch Star Wars and not give a fuck about anything else."

Zach: "Did you get Mr. Nitkinas disorder?"

Evan: "Yeah."

by RoxerMan October 28, 2014

Peanut gallery disorder

A version of multiple personality disorder where instead of constantly changing between multiple personalities you're stuck listening to personalities that are solely in your head critiquing what you do.

Man: "I'd love if they'd stop commenting on everything."
Man 2: "Who?"
Man: "The assholes in my head."
Man 2: "what do you mean?"
Man: "I have peanut gallery disorder."

by MyDefinitionsAreTheBest June 14, 2018

dry mouth disorder

what you get from smoking hash or any other marijuana based products. Shorterned to DMD

get me some swig i've got DMD

by will February 22, 2004

Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD

Over-eating/Improper-eating, leading to over weight or obese body weight conditions, higher than a person's scientifically determined weight range.

It has its origins in improper mental processes regarding eating and emotional/psychological issues, leading to somatic effects (adipose tissue formation, hyper-weight related pathologies).

Some people say he's fat because eats lots since he lacks will power, others may say he has Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD.

(talking about someone)
"You know, that fat girl who you saw at the tube station the other day.."
"Oh! you mean that girl with ECD?"

by Polyhistor June 25, 2009