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dirty toby 

This is when you go on vacation in Puerto Rico after a major hurricane and think you can just eat and drink anything you want, such as Beer bongs, Funyuns, Bimbo cookies, and Shrimp Fofongos, until you get explosive diarrhea, then the water goes out so you can't use the toilet and you destroy the motel carpets.

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After a night of drinking on a Spanish island, your brother pulled a Dirty Toby
dirty toby by Xraynova May 7, 2018

Dirty Dykstra

A Dirty Dykstra is an alcoholic mixed cocktail consisting of sprite, grenadine, whiskey and Kahlua. This drink is a distasteful blend designed to "butch up" a Shirley temple.
Dirty Dykstra by Michael Welsch January 17, 2008

dirty mckenzie 

she's absolutely gorgeous and gives the best head. her pussy is FIRE. she will do whatever you want her to. she is loyal. and if you have a chance, get with her before i do. treat her like a queen. she precious and if she likes you, you're definitely the only one.
I love that girl. Dirty McKenzie
dirty mckenzie by kp0005822 April 15, 2020

dirty kazoo 

when a stripper places her head between your legs and hums on your private parts through your clothes.
I got three "dirty kazoo's" last nite at the Casa Diablo and a hand job.
dirty kazoo by Matlock503 April 18, 2010

Dirty Clive 

when an older sick low life scumbag goes to Sears mens bathroom and proceeds to drill holes in the stalls to sneak a peak of another mans meat while they urinate
I was at Sears using the bathroom to take a wicked piss and I noticed next to me was an eyeball glancing over at my meat package giving me the Dirty Clive.
Dirty Clive by Pole30 March 15, 2008

Dirty Martha 

Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).

I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.
Dirty Martha by Naughty Counselor October 24, 2008