Darkling

What the freakiest of albinos called people of a darker skin colour.

"Why did that albino call me a darkling? are they racist?"

by haokidda December 10, 2024

Dalinging

The act of slamming your testicles into a door instead of knocking like a normal fucking human.

Daniel: Dude if you daling my door again im going to call the police
David: Dalinging is the way of the fung shue

by Cockle In Sheets December 17, 2024

Darkinskins

A strain of the disease “Parkinson’s” but it affects elderly black people.

Old man Jerome has been diagnosed with a serious case of Darkinskins.

by xxredeyexx December 23, 2024

Darwin

A tall guy that spits in your face. Was said that the government created covid just to put a mask on his face.

shut up, Darwin!

by 张三，李四，经武 February 11, 2025

Darina

Darina is a very stinky dirty minded girl that likes bulala boys and i can name some like

( Carl Liam Ben and many more) she likes to touch other boys ass and isnt very smart

get the Darina mug

by dicbbjdowbhbvi February 19, 2025

Darwin's Contradiction

A living thing so idiotic it defies Natural Selection.

NPC 1: "Larp = Don't Rap Against Kendrick Ever"
NPC 2: "Yeah, that retard (NPC 1) is definitely Darwin's Contradiction."

by Figlicker March 5, 2026

Darwin Retrieval

The frantic, high-stress act of pulling a Bro out of a busy intersection or dual carriageway after they have successfully performed a Frogger Faceplant.
Unlike the "Bro" who is often protected by a mix of adrenaline and sheer lack of foresight, the person performing the Darwin Retrieval experiences a massive cortisol spike and a heart rate that exceeds peak cardiovascular training. The "Retriever" is essentially forced into a life-or-death rescue mission because the "Bro" decided to treat a busy road like a Level 1 arcade game.

"I went to the Ogoh-Ogoh parade to see the statues, but I ended up performing a Darwin Retrieval instead. After Chad ate pavement in front of a taxi, I had to dodge traffic to drag him to the curb. My heart was pounding harder than a Barry's Bootcamp class for three hours afterward."

by Calzords Dad March 18, 2026