Crank

Northern slang for friend , pal , acquaintance

“You alright crank?”

by Jobandknock June 6, 2018

Crank

Tiny penis

Alec has a crank

by Georgecrn June 14, 2018

Crankvarmint

Crankvarmint Noun; young female who in the process of seeking a male partner acts in an extremely lustful and desirous manner without regard to morals or social etiquette. Eg wild animal in search of crank cock.

“Mate you should have seen this crankvarmint I hooked up with at the pub the other night!”

by The Frase June 16, 2018

Crank pipe

A crank pipe is a sophisticatedly blown glass tube with a bubble on the end used specifically for smoking methamphetamine and preferably made with Pyrex. Available in different colors and thickness. Commonly referred to as an "oil burner" when purchased at the store. Car air freshener tubes are also a popular material purchased specifically for the purpose of blowing the glass tube into a bubble with a torch until its red hot and pops a small hole in the top to allow the air flow to carry the smoke as you twist the pipe from 10°-2oclock position into your mouth as you inhale to achieve a good hit. Properly maintaining this unique apparatus is suggested to retain efficient burning. The solid black at the end is referred to as "pipe wipe" or "war-paint" as the soot turns everything you touch black. Ashes or wink paired with a Q-tip is the best way to clean an abused p-lo. Over time them become thin and/or pitted causing them to break at the most inconvenient moment. Out of desperation light bulbs or foil can also be modified for smoking. Average cost is $2.00-$5.00 thin ones are cheapest and broken pipes can also be reblown with a torch or recycled to other tweakers. If your brave the residue can be scraped or "cracked back" refered to as "raping the pipe" when smoked and tastes like shit or even cause a broke dope to fiend out when the last of the shits been smoked already and nothing is left even after hours of dedicated "carpet-surfing" turns up nothing.

Fuckin'A I cant find my crank pipe.

by BunzR_us February 22, 2018

Crankwhore

Any girl who uses men to get what they want, ie Crank or speed. They also spend money on themselves to keep up there looks. They will suck dick if the dope is good enough, even better dope often finds them doing it for free.

person 1 Hey did you ever ask that girl Diana out on a date. person 2 I was going to but I took her rooting and all she did was stay in the garbage and talk about how much of a crankwhore she is.

by Squrrlass March 12, 2018

Crank

Slang term for a man's penis

Hey Shaun, is your crank still dripping that green shit???

by The Macho Man March 12, 2018

Crankster

A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.

'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018