soda condom

the round piece of plastic found inside the cap of a soda bottle that some think resembles a condom. They are sometimes used to make bracelets when the middle is cut out.

Person 1: "Hey, this plastic thing inside my soda bottle looks kind of like a condom."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a soda condom. Let's make a bracelet out of it."

by Deeniwella April 8, 2010

Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women

"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."

by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011

condombobble

The little floppy bit at the end of a condom.
Sometimes used by under endowed men to put thier entire winkle into

uh oh, the condombobble broke!

by PGTips April 26, 2006

condom bubble

when the guy re-uses an old condom that already has cum in it & he doesn't put the condom on right so it makes a bubble filled with cum.
this action then results in multiple queefs.

michael didn't put the old condom on right, causing a condom bubble, so veronica kept queefing.

by veronica sarah. January 21, 2008

broken condom

STD's

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.

by Leah September 2, 2003

elaborate condom

Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."

Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(Trust me, chicks love it...)

by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004

condom crapping

the art of crapcondom creation.

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!

by Fnck April 3, 2009