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Chode

A penis that has more considerable girth than length, it can be any size, however, the only requirement is for it to be thicker than it is long.

You will not commonly see chodes in pornography, and for good reason, a penis with more girth than length is disgusting, and most people shun those men for such bodily offenses. A chode isn’t common, and if you have one, you should get it checked out, it’s a sign of previous genital warts, the only thing that can make your penis extremely and grossly thick. Can you imagine trying to jerk off with a chode? You’ll have to make your hand go sideways to please yourself. Of course, no shade to chode havers out there, just go to a clinic, I’d watch that shit if I were you, if I had a chode I’d pierce the tip of my cock and put a weight on the end, just to try and lengthen it out a little, but what do I know? I don’t have a chode, or a dick for that matter. I’m sure it was confirmed Chris Chan has a chode… somewhere out there. I mean fuck those things anyway, right guys? This is serious, body positivity, fam! Let’s push those chodes out into the media! Before you know it next to pride parades, there’ll be chode parades, holy hell! “Chode time!” Those rats will scream as they give out chode flags, who the fuck would openly fly a chode flag? I fucking wouldn’t. But god, fuck me, right? Chodes for life, right? Fuck it, chode pride.

Luckily, I’m a woman, so I don’t have to deal with having a chode.
Person A: My penis just got measured! It’s 3 inches in girth and 2 inches in length.
Person B: Dude, did you just share that you have a chode with us?
Person A: Not as bad as Molly’s Clitoromegaly.
Person B: Ew! Fucking gross!
by Dawnie-SealSteak🥩 March 21, 2026
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Melania puts up with his chode because he's got lots of money.
Trump slapped a 50% tariff on Botswana for them making fun of his chode.
Trump's chode overpowered Biden's old milgate winky in the debate.
by An old fart May 22, 2025
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I can't help but to splug when she works the chode.
by JohnnyDough76 May 25, 2025
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Chode

"oh honey, I'm sorry to tell you this but your dick is a chode"
by Silvernugget950 June 11, 2025
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chodé

(cha-de) N. A unit of mass equivalent to 45.359237 kilograms, or 100 pounds, European version of chode. chodés plural
That futbol player got so sick he went from 1.5 chodés down to 1.25!
by paradoxical child March 22, 2010
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Çhode

A çhode is a gal who knows she's fly, and is also known as a çhoddess
Always scooting' round, being cool

You can't get with this çhodey ass
Damn, did you see that girl playing the harp?
Yeah, dude, she's a real fuckin çhode.
by Roddess March 4, 2018
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Chode.

A chode is someone who is lazy and full of bulls**t, otherwise know as James Hawthorne.

A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.

Excuse making is a big sign.
by rock666er February 19, 2012
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