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Morning piss chemicals

There has got to be something special about a morning piss.
Hym "I wonder if there are some kind of special morning piss chemicals released in your brain when you piss shortly after waking up 🤔 Seems to be the case. I swear, I could sleep for 72hr straight so long as I didn't have to piss but as soon as I wake up and take a piss? I'm up. For the rest of the day. It's over. Returning to sleep is an impossibly. As soon as them piss brain chemicals start flowing I am filling with limitless energy. Maybe that'll be my claim to fame. I'll harness those piss chemicals and sell them in drink form. Call it 'Morning glory'... Wait that's milk.... Wait... Did they beat me to it!? Does 'Morning Glory' milk utilize piss chemical technology!? Well, shit... Now this has turned into a milk advertisment... Damn... Oh well, I'll think of something... How about... 'Gold shock?' Harness that morning piss energy with 'Gold shock!' "
by Hym Iam August 6, 2022
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cheight

Something that HUGE fags say. Mainly coastal beef heads where all they care about is there tan. Vitually the same as swag. Ha GAY
My J's are cheight bra
by Mastercheif January 9, 2014
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cheif pat

A YouTuber that his YouTube channel is entirely based on Clash of Clans. He gets Sponsored by Appbounty,Featurepoints etc.
He has 400,000 subs.He has give aways and much more.
You should sub to him.
Go on YouTube and subscribe to Cheif pat.
by \(*_*)/ non cool kid March 4, 2014
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my chemical romance

A totally emo band that has some good material
If any of you Black Parade followers who think you know My Chemical Romance don't believe that they're emo, listen to Demolition Lovers. I'm the biggest thrasher out there and even I cried when I heard that song.
by MCR is emo May 17, 2007
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chemical shower

the act of cumming on a girls face and then giving her a golden shower to clean it off.
jen was feeling dirty last night so she let me give her a chemical shower
by codyhjs September 1, 2007
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my chemical romance

a shitty band that plays emo music has fans that scare the shit out of me and play the same danm song a million and a half time and they think there the shit when they really just suck major cock
by jack mehof September 11, 2007
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Chemical

Chemical is an intreaguing style of music incorporating heavy beats, and many different electronic noises to create a truely unique sound.
The Chemical Bros. ((duh!))
by Somoninko April 16, 2005
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