Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.

Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.

by Solemnityy December 29, 2019

carpet

something that aimlessly lays on the ground disturbing everyone.

I used to sleep on my bed but the carpet kept watching me sleep.....

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021

chin carpet

a single small patch of facial hair just below the lower lip and above the chin.

Wife: please shave your chin carpet!
Husband: absolutely not

by missmama June 4, 2021

carpet magician

A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not

Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician

by Anomie’s November 22, 2022

banana carpet

weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use

"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet

by ppsucker49 October 15, 2019

Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.

I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.

by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016