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Carpet muncher

Lachlan is known as a carpet muncher for driving a Subaru Forester
by Lesbianqueeeen November 16, 2021
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paint to the carpet

it's a phrase used to indicate that someone or something is making the problem worse.
today was a bad day, and you cheating is adding paint to the carpet.
by fizarolii February 5, 2022
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Carpet

The thing that you sleep on after you see spencer and declen dancing on a light pole in Denmark after the roman empire invades Germany after has taken over Canada in ww3 does not define the rug it will be your end...
Carpet of spencer
by Josh but not him but japan November 9, 2022
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flying carpet trick

When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...
ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
by S p I T F i r E August 10, 2007
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carpet

letting your significant other (usually a female) walk all over you and take advantage in a relationship.
Leo’s such a little carpet, he let his girl stick a finger in his bum after he said no (leo.d0b)
by pistol mike January 22, 2023
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Carpet bombing

After poolside intercourse, when the female lies on her back in the water and her partner jumps into the pool while masturbating in an attempt to hit her pubic hair as with projectile semen
A couple was found drowned in their pool last night. Forensics indicates they were engaged in carpet bombing when the accident occurred.
by Washington Penis Man July 22, 2020
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Carpet

A very nice gent with a very nice muscular body. A good guy. Good cook. Loves touching men appropriately. Loves cookies.
O mon dier he is such a carpet. I need a penis.
by URBOISOMECOOLSHIPYANKUREAR December 16, 2019
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