Crispee

Brain fried. Obsessive and immature. Low IQ

He's Crispee

by Not Crispee November 21, 2010

Crisping

When one doesn’t have a condom and has to use and inside out crisp packet (preferably not chilli flavour)

Damn it I forgot a condom, fancy a crisp...?

Gonna have to be a crisping tonight daring

by Lucifer24 September 1, 2019

not on my side of the crisp packet

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019

crisp

1. to pass gas
2. the act of fluffing

That was a stinky crisp George! You'd better go wipe.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

crisp packet

an alternative to using a condom

'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.

by Michael Mmnjembe December 22, 2008

Crisp

HR relations word; used in office spaces in lieu of the word Cunt, so as not to offend sensitive people, or be overheard by customers on the phones. Use started Circa 2017.

Also used as: Crispin.

That last customer was such a crisp! My colleague is being such a crisp.

What is that Crispin idiot on about!?

by P.Speed February 21, 2018

Crisper

It's like an Upper Decker, but you drop a deuce in the vegetable drawer of someone's refrigerator.

I hated that party, so I dropped a crisper before I left.

by Ci Vuole May 25, 2014