Brandon Pony

The most amazing boy in the world :

God damn I wish my boy was like B-mitch he's sexy as fuck, a great kisser and he treats his girl amazingly. ;

Brandon Pony makes girls wet! ;

by Olivia Pony April 10, 2008

brandonitis

when there is someone who is always happy and joyful, and you spend too much time around them, that person begins to absorb your happiness and leave you depressed and unhappy, while that person uses your happiness for themself.

i have brandonitis i think im going to kill myself.

by nikilikilala December 17, 2008

brandon oliveira

a very sexy man who lives in westport

Dude I saw Brandon Oliveira yesterday.

by big o 543 July 4, 2009

Brandon

A good looking guy with a cock the size of his whole arm. Many girls wish to even be his girlfriend and best friend to go to his parties

Brandon is a lucky guy

by True definition_123 April 9, 2015

Brandon

To "accidentally" slide your hand underneath a girl's pants and underwear when trying to hug a guy.

He totally pulled a Brandon on Kim when he hugged Mike!

Hey, don't pull a Brandon.

by Walter B. Studebaker March 10, 2009

Brandon

Faggot is the right word for this guy. he is a low life and doesnt know how to keep his mouth shutt for ANYTHING do not ever go out with a brandon cause all he does is make you mad

yea man he is such a Brandon

by A Person o.O December 14, 2010

Brandon

Someone with an above average wang size. Brandon is the most selfish piece of shit in the universe because of the way he treats girls. He throws them around like garbage and feels nothing because he has a rotting piece of celery where his heart should be. Brandon wants to stick his dick in everything, girls, cows, you name it, and he spends more time judging other people than he does working to better his own life. Watch out for a Brandon. If you meet one he will want to "pipe" you, your mom, your sister, and probably even your catholic dad and then dip out faster than he cums.

Person 1: Omg I just met the most AMAZING guy last night!
Person 2: Awesome! What's his name?
Person 1: Brandon
Person 2: You better watch out--Brandon's are TROUBLE!

by Flowerpower36 January 22, 2017