Briney

A girl who smells like fish or a man who smells like...well..fish.

I was hangin with Keisha and she told me when she went down on Hugh, he was right briney.

by iadyscorpian July 29, 2003

Bruce Lee

A 135 pound philosopher and and hack. Never competed in a tournement, for a very real fear his theories would be tested to failure.

1.) To be renowned for your attitude without any superior abilities.

A recent issue of "Black Belt" magazine was devoted to Bruce Lee (born Li Jun-Faan and called Li Sai-Lung in Hong Kong movies). As Joe Lewis pointed out in that issue, Bruce Lee never competed in any full-contact bouts, so he was only an actor. His real ability is thus a subject of speculation. It is a sure bet that many men in history have been much better than Bruce was. Some are men you never heard of. Oyama Masutatsu popularized karate in the 1950's,and he could easily beat Bruce, if both men were in their prime. Mas killed a bull with his bare hands. Wang Hsu-Chin of China was a great martial artist that amateurs never heard of. Karate masters broke their hands on his hard body. The master of Toad style in the 5 Venoms becomes invulnerable, and Wang Sifu and I achieved a great degree of that. Bruce Lee would only hurt his hands and feet striking a Toad master. Bruce was only 5'-6" his cousin said and weighed 135# in top shape (125-150 at times and even 165 when bodybuilding), so there is no way he could beat men much bigger and stronger. Many wild tales have been told about Bruce, so many men see only the legend and have no idea what the real Bruce was like. Some think Achilles was a real man in the 1194-1184BCE Trojan war, but he was not really 13.5 feet tall and 2300#. One sees how tales grow ever more fantastic about a man who becomes a legend. By the time Bruce has been around as long as Achilles, he may be 13.5' tall too. Bruce would not give Oyama Sensei or Wang Sifu a decent workout.

From a post on answers.yahoo.com

a.) That poser is a real Bruce Lee, only thing he broke was the toilet and he needed his mama to do it for him.

b.) Men who worship other men, or fear women or visa versa are punished by both, and natural forces. Bruce Lee fans are on of many reasons people think rape in prison is funny.

by kathaksung October 20, 2008

bruced

The act of getting drunk out of your mind.

Let's play "the game" (fingers). Everybody put your drink in the cup, the loser is getting bruced. Looks like somebody is walking home tonight!

by king381 August 9, 2012

Georgiana Bruce Kirby

The school for all the smart and cool people to go to in Santa Cruz, alot better than PCS! Great students such as Bea go there!

Kirby is going to kick your fucking ass PCS!

by Bea February 15, 2005

Bruce

To urinate or piss, pee, take a leak or drain the snake.

"Man i haven't bruced or yanni'd recently, i gotta go soon"

by French Dip April 8, 2008

bruced

To get dissed by the opposite sex.

Derek: What's the point of a fancy purse? Seriously.
Emily: *pouts* It's pretty!
Derek: You just got bruced.

by Emily Connell February 19, 2009

Bróner

Coming from the Irish word for sad (brón), prenounced Bro-Ner.

An upset or sad erection given by a friend. This does not have to be intentional by either party involved.

Peter: I was so depressed on Sunday afternoon in Marks.
John: Why?
Peter: Ah you know, Mark was slagging me and then he farted and for some reason I got a bróner.
John: Shit one dude.

by adamgarrioch March 6, 2009