National bring your Xbox to work day

September 21st is now national bring your Xbox to work day.

Joey: “Hey when is national bring your Xbox to work day?”
Dallas: “Oh that’s on September 21st you silly goose!”

by HolidayMaker September 21, 2018

Titty Baring

When a person or persons visit multiple titty bars in one night or visits a titty bar for several nights in succession.

Elisa spent her week away titty baring with her peoples.

by jmacsimus December 12, 2018

visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

Baum Broing

When two men scissor each other.

I saw a couple of dudes "Baum Broing" at Minnie's Disco

by pepebillete December 19, 2019

cullen boring

A really small person who likes to waste money . Don’t forget Cullen boring has a big forehead

Girl 1: look at that small guy over there.
Girl 2: yeah I thinks he’s a Cullen boring

by Tvygy April 10, 2020

fuckin boring

Boring is a term used for dry lumps of dust often affiliated with the name Mia Browne as she is very very boring and one can easily fall asleep when in contact with her.

Mia Browne went to the shop, the baker went up to her and called her fuckin boring

by ChunkyChips May 20, 2020

MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

by anonymous March 20, 2021