Boardman

Boardman is often associated with people in society who like to take control and use their power despite their petitness and femininity. It is very common that a Boardman will run away to build his own base whilst playing squads on fortnite whilst muttering to himself “squad south-east, their accuracy is sh*t” and then 5 seconds later will be asking for a medkit from you. A Boardman has awful tactics of building pointless sh*t and making it known to every player on the map where he is - whilst claiming he is the best player because he plays on Brazilian servers. Consequently, a Boardman likes to sit in his room all day, fingering his bumhole with a blue pump shotgun and shouting “Victory Royale!”

Look at the size of that boardman

by 14Joeyyy14 July 16, 2018

Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)

Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing”
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018

board

Slang way of being READY or AINT PLAYING ! (mostly used when talkin bout fights/fighting)

“Bitch when I see you we on board frfr”

by Anonymous 😂😂 March 15, 2019

boardo

A boardo is the easier way of saying boarding house (or the house) for students that go to boarding school

Jack: yo I’m heading up to the boardo do you need anything

Ray: na she’ll be right

by Missourie April 21, 2019

boarder

A baby who very aggressively swats their hand or foot and requires a mild board restraint to keep an IV access safe

I can't believe how many IVs that boarder has lost in the past few days! He's one strong baby!

by DonnaMR October 23, 2019

Boarder Patroled

When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back

The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled

by Justketchup May 29, 2020

boardom

What you feel when using your mundane ol' wheeled Powell Peralta after seeing da hovering Mattel models on "Back to the Future, Part 2".

In "The Secrets of the Back to the Future Trilogy (1991)", Kirk Cameron is regretful to not be able to cure fan-mail-writer Grady Cooper's boardom from his not being able to find a hoverboard at da sporting-goods store --- as Kirk smilingly explains, "Director Robert Zemeckis was only joking about hoverboards' being real."

by QuacksO June 4, 2020