beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

Beat Saber

Beat Saber is a game that only CHADS play.

I play Beat Saber.
I respect you.

by TTLB5 May 2, 2022

yer beat

to inform a person or persons of how they are dispicable or how they have just been blatenly robbed.

Hey roger, yer beat!

by Kranzmiester November 8, 2007

beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010

beat to the weet

A reference to geometry dash, also related to donbaggeuttes

beat to the weet, wa wa wawawawa wo wawawawa aowdaowdoadowo.

by sussy baka June 12, 2021

beat by the monkey

When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.

Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!

Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!

Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?

Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.

by DeanAmine October 6, 2010

beat a fag

To smoke a cigarette.

Skylar: Yo Chad, let's go beat a fag ;)
Chad: aha fuck dude, i'm not wanking you off
Skylar: nah man,get the fuck outta here, I mean let's go smoke a cig :D
Chad: Ooooh, okay man, fucking radical!

by proteinmoose March 18, 2014