Awkweird

A situation that is simultaneously awkward in the traditional sense and weird in another facet making it superfluous to have to say both words.

The French kiss I received from my mother-in-law on my wedding day was quite 'awkweird'

by Mr. & Mrs. Bill Brasky aka Al June 24, 2019

[awkward smiley]

the fucking champion

of insecurity

that is

awkward smiley

by Krkič August 21, 2019

Awkward Smile

When you say something wired to someone new or embarrass yourself in front of people or that on girl named Ammie.

I dropped a box full of markers in class, picked it up and looked at everyone and gave them an awkward smile.

by EverythingIsMeaningless September 20, 2019

Awkward Turtle

Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up

Look, it’s an awkward turtle *hand movement*

by The 20 year old November 29, 2019

awkweird

when the awkwardness of a situation exceeds the weirdness and vice versa

imagining the crowd naked , Jeff found it wasn't as awkweird as he first anticipated.

by The Smoked Prophet December 22, 2019

Awkward

When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*

Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*

by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020

Awkward

When you are forced to sit opposite your co-worker who ghosted you on social media after almost dating you just because he is too much of a pussy to commit and none of your colleagues knowing wth is going on.

Avoiding eye contact with someone right in front of you is so awkward.

by Trööt April 4, 2020