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westernization

The culture that goes along with the capitalist system and those that consume in it. It mainly consists of douchebags with phones, dumbfuck optimistic yoga bitches, controlling, but caring and loving parents, "politically-correct" "ethicists", and nerds. There's a lot more too it, since many of the people have a diverse array of psychological problems and childhood extravagancy and "rational" people who know nothing about philosophy. This is one of two atheistic cultures that branched off from Asian and eastern European atheism and one turned to hedonism and the other turned to rationalism. It's a shame that the communists lost. They had ideas that were ahead of their time. The capitalists had more money because the pursuit of hedonism means the pursuit of wealth, while the communists only got the wealth they needed. Traditional cultures base their society on beliefs, and without deliberation, a culture with beliefs will be less likely to have those with radical ideas, like capitalism and communism. Capitalism favors the majority's human needs and desires while leaving out everybody else and nonconformists. Communism is based on what our needs are and follows rationality and demands total conformity. Capitalization is like 'eh, take it or leave it'.
Average citizen: Pfft, I'm not run by a hedonistic, greedy government. It just works and I don't know how it works but it works for me.

Communist: Westernization is flawed. It succumbs to the minority while cultivating the majority.

Objective observer (isd'kn'): Both westernization and communism could be perfect societies if they provide for the needs of everybody. Capitalism makes its majority dumb and it's minority extremely wealthy (those that produce and those that consume). Communism, on the other hand conforms to what society needs. Capitalism creates a culture while communism has little culture, it works like mechanics.
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arsene wenger

the manager of Arsenal, a staunch advocate of diving, cheating, and cheating the referees.
Arsene Wenger has stated that diving is good for the game, but only when it's in his team's favor.
by International Bad Boy March 24, 2005
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winter

shitty season when all that happens is cold and more cold, in canada it seems to never end, and all the time it is happening you wish for summer. i know of nobody who likes winter.
winter is the fucking hell of everything.
by diseased sheep July 9, 2006
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Western Australia

Should I kill myself?
(Hands over the once-yearly plane ticket to Perth, Western Australia)
by SuxPerth January 31, 2010
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Wexual Wintercourse

*Note: In this article, a wenis does not necessarily have to belong to a male, about 100% of women have wenises as well, and vice versa for men having waginas. However, to properly engage in wexual wintercourse, one wenis and one wagina (or more for added pleasure) must identify as male/female to avoid confusion and getting AIDS.

Wexual Wintercourse can be defined as the intriguing and often taboo'd act of inserting/grinding/rubbing a male wenis (outside elbow) into a female wagina (inner elbow), causing one or both partners to scream out in pleasure, horror, satisfaction, etc. When the wenis is unprotected, wexual wintercourse most commonly results in the production of wabies , unwanted elbow babies.

Wexual wintercourse can also be stimulated by two male wenises rubbing/bumping/scratching their wenises together, who are commonly known in the field of elbow studies as Womosexuals.

Wesbianism is another common term used to describe two female waginas grinding/itching/tearing away at each other's inner elbows. The sad, usually alone and desperate individuals who engage in this activity are known as Wesbians
1. Wenis: I don't have any cantaloupe left in the house, wanna have wexual wintercourse?

Wagina: Sure!

2. Wenis: My feet are itchy, will your wenis pleasure me?

Other wenis: Absolutely!

3. Wagina: Unf unf unf unf

Other wagina: ...
by GleekyGaga September 12, 2011
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Wenger

A whiny person with an accent which makes you feel physically sick.
That Nikki from Big Brother is a right fucking Wenger!
by Steve Edwards September 5, 2008
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western douche bun

When girls especially those who go to UWO or Huron College where there hair in a stupid bun right on top of their heads. It makes it even doucher if dirty....
by nice.hair. February 9, 2010
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