shasta wagon

A vehicle that has accesories such as rims, paint job, tires, stereo, etc. that are worth more than the car they are on.

That pinto with the spinner rims is such a shasta wagon!

by pixidusthoney June 2, 2010

pope wagon

pope wagon is a physical definition of the head of the katlick church's FAITH that he wont be shot

pope benedick the 16th ratslayer rides in a protected pope wagon because he has FAITH that no ratlings will open fire with a gatlin gun

by humantheism October 4, 2010

wagon

A new word for a ciggarette

" Hey bro do you have a wagon for me? "

by EarthChildTrife February 6, 2010

Puss Wagon

A tall sip of water who gets much tail while driving his mom’s station wagon.

That Mario Lopez is a real puss wagon.

by 2legit2start August 26, 2022

happy wagon

A term used for pedophile van

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!

by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019

Wagon Wheel

Extreme sexual act when you perform 69 while cart wheeling.

Me and my girlfriend got freaky and starting wagon wheeling around the house.

by Spazmatic rifle February 16, 2021

Station Wagon Rich

Very specific flex by old money, especially those in academic circles. The wagon can be Volvo, Mercedes, Audi, or BMW; the older, the better. It will be navy, black, silver, or British racing green. Every other car/suv is viewed as trashy or “new money”. The wagon driver goes out of their way not to display their wealth, not out of modesty, but because they know someone else will tell anyone who needs to know just how rich they are. Wagon is often passed down to child after decades of driving by original owner.

I knew when he mentioned having a Volvo, that he was Station Wagon Rich.

by OldMoneyBunny August 21, 2022