Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle is disgusting vagina infection,caused by unsafe sex.
Symptom for infection is blue skin around vagina.Blue Waffle can cause pain in vagina and anus infection.
You should never google images of it.

BF: Do not ever google Blue Waffle.
GF:*googles Blue Waffle* Oh My F***ing shit!!!!!!

by Matyu Sniper November 7, 2017

Chicago waffle

when you shit in someones laptop and close the lid

I just gave a Chicago waffle to Casey

by ry5tygfgvbvvmhl February 8, 2018

Choke your waffle

A morning masturbation practice, usually before breakfast time. Also a dire warning regarding chewing techniques given at the Waffle House in Key Largo, FL.

You'll be late to work again if you take the time to choke your waffle before you head out.

by Zette October 24, 2010

wafflebate

Invented by Dominic Clyde Chiesa in 2007 on a late Saturday night whilst horny and craving waffles at the same time. It is to self stimulate ones genitalia through the use of waffles. Syrup has been known to be added to enhance the experience.

Oh man was that a crazy trip. I got all trashed and wafflebated in the moonlight with a herd of wild gazelles.

by Dominic Chiesa December 17, 2007

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

campfire waffle

When you combined chocolate bars, marshmallows and graham crackers after warming over the campfire.

You know what this bonfire is missing, campfire waffles.

s'more

by teamklip2 July 1, 2017

Soggy Waffle

When your partner ejaculates on your anal warts, making it wet and giving it the texture of a waffle.

“My boyfriend gave me a soggy waffle last night..”

by Cunnilingusking June 7, 2018