Whale Spout

The Whale Spout is when a guy is jacking off and spouts cum all over his partner. He then proceeds to pee all over the room while screaming like a whale

Damn bro, I think Jenna loved the Whale Spout I gave her the other night!

by Dequarious Demarcus Bartholemy March 16, 2022

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wailernub

The stubby penis of a wailing man. Generally shrunken by the tears the wailer releases, dehydrating his genitalia. Often used as a name to describe a cry baby. (Not do be confused with “whalernub” which is the penis of a whaler.)

Evan won’t stop crying. He’s such a wailernub.

by Geoff Geoff March 17, 2022

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whalernub

The tiny genitalia of a whaler. Often shrunken by the cold sea winds and dehydrated by the salty air. (Not to be confused with “wailernub” which is the penis of a wailing man).

“I was going to let that fisherman hit it but then I found out he had a whalernub”

by Geoff Geoff March 17, 2022

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Blood Whale

A mythical sword only belonging to the most amazing.

All hail! Septima! Queen of the Septic tanks! Wielder of Blood Whale!!

by everstar January 20, 2009

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Dog Whale Bites

A hickie.

Damn, you have lots of Dog whale bites.

by Boni Stimplton February 24, 2011

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Rollback Whale

Much like the humpback, Rollback whales are known for their large size and peculiar shape when compared to other mammalia. Their main habitat is Wal Mart, where roll back prices are abundant. Too large to move under their own power they rely on small electronically powered vehicles to move them about the store.

"Holy shit dude, so many Rollback Whales at Wal Mart today, this one had to be at least 400lbs"

by DistanceSkater December 31, 2011

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