"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.
by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010
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As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.
Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.
As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.
Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.
Rieko went koo ko and screamed at me in front of thousands of people at Disneyland and before you know it, I had Turtle Dick.
by DrGenetics March 25, 2008
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An enemy from an alternate universe that is similar to one your nemeses but I’m color and not black and white.
by TardisBuilder77 December 16, 2018
Get the Turtle-slapper mug.The nonverbal, neutral acknowledgement of, or showing of respect to another by making eye contact, flattening the lips, and raising the eyebrows. This act is most commonly used in passing of coworkers, the elderly, and small children. The facial expression resembles that of a turtle's face.
As Brian walked past his boss in the hallway, he used a turtle face to acknowledge his boss without saying "hello."
by cmatkins July 7, 2009
Get the turtle face mug.Like the awkward turtle , but used when the situation is made even more awkward by further input either by yourself or someone else in the conversaton.
You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.
You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.
Bill: (jokingly says) Hey, don't give me herpes!
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*
by Patty Pat Pat July 23, 2008
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Get the Turtle Costume mug.A sexual act that involves pulling out of your partner at the last second and quickly fisting them once. Then immediately grabbing the covers and diving under them much like a turtle shell. The final act is to slowly poke your head out of the blankets as if you were a turtle.
B: "I heard you and Jon got pretty rough last night?"
A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"
A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"
by lolturtle July 2, 2009
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