That shit tossed

That shit tossed mean that whoever did ya hair fucked up and its sad that your parents allowed you too come out the house like that. And its can be used on boys and girls if they hair tossed tf up

Ayo that shit tossed why her parents let her leave like that .

by CDN November 12, 2019

tug-n-toss

Performing a vigorous air jerk quickly followed by opening your hand, palm up, on the out stroke in order to simulate "tossing" hot man chowder in the direction of the recipient.

After spending 20 minutes trapped behind a painfully slow driver, Roger broke out the ol' tug-n-toss when he could finally pass her. The look of shock and horror on her basic-ass face was worth the wait.

by Nismotech85 November 22, 2019

Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019

Tossed the ham

When you finally leave something or someone you realized was complete trash.

1. My job f*cking sucked so I finally tossed the ham.
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..

by Jillpill March 30, 2019

Quick Toss

It basically means a side note, or a quick question or statement.

Ou is that a new bag? Yes!! Quick Toss, it was definitely 4,000$.

by TCanDoAnything April 28, 2019

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019

Toss turn sunlight

This is when at night you roll around trying everything to sleep and then the sun comes up.

Hey man, how was your sleep last night?
Pretty shit, it was toss turn sunlight

by Dr need some sleep May 1, 2019