Butterin Toast!

v. The act of jizzing on someones freshly toasted toast and smearing the warm creamyness over the toast and watching them eat it.

Rachel gazed over at the seemingly innocent toast on the counter top. Little did she know of the sinister Butterin Toast! ritual that took place in that kitchen.

by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011

furry toast

A combination of a belch and noise pollution from your anal cavity.

Kurt enjoyed the release of his furry toast after a breakfast of greasy fastfood.

by JacKurt March 2, 2011

jelly toast

like being jelly jealous but so jealous that jelly just isnt enough to describe it

you got a new car i am beyond jelly im like jelly toast

by allie14 August 17, 2011

boner toast

That magical time when you get a boner when your high.

"last night i got real high and then POOF boner toast."

by kingjoker13 January 27, 2014

Cinnamon Toast Munch

Going down on a woman while she eats breakfast cereal (preferably Cinnamon Toast Crunch).

Emily preferred to start her morning with Cinnamon Toast Munch, and her boyfriend was happy to oblige.

by stupid sexy flanders June 16, 2018

Plain toast

Used to describe the character trait group: boring, bland personality, unpalatable, and in need of spice.

Poor guy his personality is so plain toast.

by Nawarat May 19, 2018

Untoasted toast

Technically bread. Fun to get on your friends nerves when you don’t call it bread though!

Me: Do you have untoasted toast?
Friends: ? You mean..... bread?
Me: No untoasted toast!
Friends: that’s what bread is
Me: Ok fruitcake
Friends: ARE YOU OK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?

by ACFlameYT June 1, 2018