Screen Zombie

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.

I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.

by SoAwake November 23, 2016

screaming zombie

Screaming Zombie - This term describes the process of a guy ejaculating into a girls eyes. This then will cause her to run around with her eyes shut like a “screaming zombie” clawing out her own eyes and appearing to be blind and groping around the place finding her way to the sink.

She was giving me a blowie and I pulled out and spunked right in her eyes, then she became a screaming zombie!

by Johhny Wishbone April 6, 2020

Screen Zombie

The act of playing video games for so long so as not to be able to respond to any other stimuli, forget to change your clothes, eat etc.

He's been playing the new Call of Duty so long he turned into a screen zombie

by mmoonstars May 16, 2016

Zombie Taco

Eating a 3 hour old cream pie out of a girls vag

I had a delicious zombie taco last night!

by Cfftiuffff November 11, 2018

Feed the Zombie

When you defecate a large amount of stool with so much ferocity it could feed a zombie living in the toilet.

After that 6 pack of burritos I had to feed the zombie. The toilet was then clogged.

by dino9401 October 1, 2012

Zombie Snow

Slang for cocaine

"It's not a party without some Zombie Snow!"

by Zombie Snowman October 21, 2011

Zelda Zombie

1. A person who has been playing Legend of Zelda continuously for a period of time in order to beat the game.
2. A person who eats, drinks and breathes Legend of Zelda

I've been playing Legend of Zelda so much this weekend that I've turned into a Zelda Zombie

by gothicgirl143 March 12, 2012