Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time

I think i just Fart Shart my self

by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021

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deep shart

When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.

D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"

Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."

by kelledin August 22, 2018

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Shart God

The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.

OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?

SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN

by EDP(.)(.)6969 July 10, 2021

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Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

by itzez October 7, 2019

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This is one action that Nessa Barrett is most commonly known for. For example, Charli D'Amelio hit it off with the renegade...well...most unfortunately for Nessa, her shart is (I hate to say this but I'm not sorry) what got her a little fame as well as cancelling her. WOW Nessa! That must've been one MEAN shart!

"Nessa...PLEASE do not shart on this ext livestream...I'm begging you!"

by zootedLMAO October 29, 2020

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